Hibs Don’t Lie is Recruiting!
Have you ever charged into RvR thinking, “This is definitely a bad idea…”?
Perfect.
You’re exactly the kind of person we’re looking for.
Who are we?
We’re Hibs Don’t Lie—a Hibernian guild built on friendship, laughter, questionable tactics, and the firm belief that every wipe is just an aggressively scheduled learning experience.
We don’t pretend to be the best.
We just try to have the most fun while everyone else is sweating over spreadsheets.
What you can expect
RvR that occasionally goes according to plan.
PvE runs where loot is celebrated almost as much as accidental pulls.
Bards who swear they called INC.
Druids who promise they had heals ready.
Heroes who definitely didn’t charge into eight enemies alone.
Plenty of laughs on voice chat—even when we’re lying face-down in Emain.
What we’re looking for
- New players.
- Returning veterans.
- People who still remember buff bots.
- People who have no idea what a buff bot was.
- Casual players.
- Competitive players.
- Lurikeens with oversized confidence.
- Firbolgs with undersized doorways.
Basically…
If you’re friendly and enjoy playing with good people, you’ll fit right in.
Our Requirements
- Don’t be toxic.
- Have a sense of humor.
- Understand that “quick run” is an ancient myth.
- Accept that every guild has that one guy who somehow aggroes the entire dungeon.
What makes us different?
We celebrate great victories.
We laugh at spectacular failures.
We help each other improve.
And we firmly believe that games are meant to be enjoyed—not turned into a second full-time job.
Sure, we’ll fight hard.
But we’ll never forget to laugh when everything goes completely off the rails.
Interested?
Join us.
Bring your sword.
Bring your staff.
Bring your mushrooms.
Bring your worst jokes.
Leave your ego at the portal keep.
Because in the end, loot gets replaced.
Realm Points come and go.
But the stories about that one disastrous pull…
Those last forever.
Hibs Don’t Lie
We may not always win the battle…
…but we’ll definitely win the post-fight conversation.